Something's Missing

Oh, I know what it is. I haven't taken a significant dump in over 2 days now. I think this weekend really fucked up my system and I haven't had to do a #2 in 2 days now. This is very, very odd for me because I'm usually going to the office twice a day at least. Yay, fiber. I don't feel bad because of it, but it's just weird that my bidaily dump isn't happening.